How about these jokes to finish today's laughter with ?

Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station.





The husband urged Charlie to stay over.





There was no spare bed in the house; there wasn't even a sofa. So Charlie would have to sleep with the husband and wife.





No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife taped Charlie on the shoulder and motioned for him to come over to her.





';I couldn't do that,'; he whispered. ';Your husband is my best friend!';





';Listen, sugar,'; she whispered back, ';there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake hime up now.';





';I can't believe that,'; Charlie said. ';Certainly if I get on top of you and scr*w you, he'll wake up won't he?





';Sugar, he certainly won't. If you don't believe me, pluck a hair out of his a*shole and see if that wakes him.';





Charlie did just that.





He was amazed when the husband remained asleep. So he climbed over to the wife's side of the bed and f**ked her. When he finished,





he climbed back to his own side. It wasn't long before she tapped him on the shoulder and beckoned him over again.





Again he pulled a hair to determine if his old friend was asleep.





This went on eight times during the night.





Each time Charlie scr*wed the woman, he first pulled out one of the husband's a*shole hairs.





The ninth time he pulled a hair,





the husband awoke and muttered:








';Listen, Charlie, old pal, I don't mind you f*king my wife,





but for Pete's sake, stop using my a*s for a scoreboard!';

















Bill and Marla decided the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.





The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. ';There's a car being towed from the parking lot,'; he said. ';An ambulance just drove by.'; A few moments passed. ';Looks like the Andersons have company,'; he called out.





';Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are making l*ve.'; Mom and Dad bolted upright in bed. ';How do you know that?'; the startled father asked. ';Their kid is standing out on the balcony, too,'; his son replied.











A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom.





He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the h*rny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her.





Afterward, he hurried downstairs for something to eat and was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.





';How'd you get down here so fast?'; he asked. ';We were just making l*ve!'; ';Oh my God,'; his wife gasped,





';That's my mother up there! She came over and complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile.'; Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom.





';Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?'; The mother-in-law huffed, ';I haven't spoken to that jerk for 15 years and I wasn't about to start now!';














The limousine was taking the beautiful, raven-haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat.





The model said, ';Driver, I don't have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?'; The driver said, ';Sure.'; He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tire, but couldn't get the wheel cover off.





The model saw him struggling and asked, ';Do you want a screwdriver?'; He said ';Sure! But, first I have to change this tire.';


How about these jokes to finish today's laughter with ?
Yes they are good jokes to finish off with, love the mother-in-law joke. 20 out 10 for those jokes.How about these jokes to finish today's laughter with ?
The use of this jokes neither detracts from the computer nor inhibits its salability in any way.
Love the first one. lol





You have had a very good day


Not a stinker in the bunch


Thanks for the laughs



Haven't heard the first on before but it was well worth the read.
Hehe they were good lol havea star xx
the first one was funny as ****
The 1st one was the best LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
Well funny thanks again,Another star for you.
i got all the jokes but honestly only found the 2nd one funny :0/
Hahha very funny especially the first one!! PMSL!









They were all good
you are the jokes machine
they are all pretty good LOL
YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!
first very funny
ROFL LMAO!! Those were so funny. I was laughing so hard. I called my husband over here so I could read them to him as well. Thanks for the laugh! I needed it!!! Star for u!